madara00000:

√Naruto art

bpd-disaster:

brieflyshypuppy:

scaliefox:

stunt-muppet:

derinthemadscientist:

librarian-amy:

scanlan:

susiephone:

wearevengeancenow:

nerdgasrnz:

inspectorwired:

movie tropes that will never get old to me:

• a thing happens + two people exchanging money in the back
• fourth wall breaking
• “give up all your weapons” and that one guy that spends the entire evening taking his weights worth out his pockets
• *a terribly loud crash* meowing/ car sirens heard offscreen
• alternatively: a terribly loud crash and one of the characters going “oops” in the most casual voice
  
• “fuck you” “well if you insist”
  

#alternatively alternatively: *terribly loud crash w/ sirens and cat screeching*#person: *off camera* ‘I’M OKAY’ (via @zenlida)

character being all “you expect me to do X?” Gilligan Cut to character doing X

• the squad gets captured and interrogated separately, and they’re all telling equally terrible, completely contradictory lies
  
• people completely missing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them
• alternatively, people absolutely seeing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them and just not giving a shit
• bonus points if it’s a beleaguered minimum wage employee who just goes about their business like “yep same shit as always”
• someone pretending they don’t know another character is eavesdropping, only to casually reveal at the end of the scene that they know (*leaving* “tell tom that he can come out now” *tom drops from the ceiling in spy gear, irritated*)
• choosing to deal with the villain by just leaving them alone in a room with another character
• the “hands go down” trope
  
• example: “any questions?” *everyone’s hands go up* “…that AREN’T sarcastic?” *everyone’s hands go down*

how could all y'all forget “ACT NATURAL!”

These are all great but let’s not forget two characters giving extremely biased flashbacks to the same event that each paint the other as an incompetent loon

i would like to respectfully add: scenes where a character walks into a room, sees something scary, and turns around and walks out with no reaction or change of expression

Bonus points if he DOES react, but it’s to close the door and tell his buddy “it’s for you.”

• Intentionally getting wrong easy-to-pronounce names (“It’s Sean, isn’t it?” “Dude. It’s John.”)
• That one character who is like actively dying but insists they’ve had worse and wants to keep fighting
• Knocking down a big group of opponents with a bowling ball sound effect
• Convenient book titles (“Plot-Related Thing for Dummies”)

Characters giving a flashback and voicing all the characters themselves

unfollovving:

I just finished 800+ episodes of One Piece within the last 2 months someone tell me what to do with my life

watch more one piece

scuzer:

dubydoods:

pychopath:

scuzer:

owls are bullshit and here’s why

@dubydoods

this is what an owl looks like without feathers 

look at it.

its like it came from the labyrinth.

thanks! i hate it

scotchtapeofficial:

scotchtapeofficial:

pyronoid-d:

scrungo:

im a little bit drunk right now but i’m laughing my ass off because wallace is literally the most sexless being ever brought into creation look at him

on a fuck scale of 0 to 10 he is easily a -30. he is nothing. he is a man in a sweater vest who eats cheese. he’s like a mormon fantasy.

What did Wallace ever do to hurt you this badly he’s just tryna make the world a better place with his inventions and you come for him like this

vikingalitarian:

classyguykai:

tigerssjaw:

So how do u kill your self without actually dying

Love someone who doesn’t love you back

raisingwildlings:

raisingwildlings:

The thing about the rich of this country is that billionaires have more money than is humanly possible to spend. So like, I really do not give any amount of a shit if increasing their taxes is “faaair” because I care more about no one starving to death or going without medical care in fucking 2015 than I do about the great grandson of the guy who invented some crappy toy being able to buy his 17th yacht. We can fucking print out organs and we have people dying of the flu because they are too poor to go to the er. Like??? Tax the shit outta the rich. Take half their money. Idgaf.

And like conservatives are so quick to say its not fair to tax the fuck out of the rich, but then they say to people struggling that “life isn’t fair” like??? If anyone is getting screwed here I want it to be the guy who owns four mc mansions not the family of four living out of their car.

myeungho:

I miss kwon soonyoung

dagashi:

anokaysummoner:

dagashi:

naruto?

naruto.

wistfulwatcher:

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